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'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

Glastonbury. After.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Giraffe Umbrella

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

Greco-polar wrestling

Umbrella Roof

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

"High Pressure Area"

Holy Relics.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Sun. Rain.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Saving up for a rainy day.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!