Rainy Day Humorist T-Shirts

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Dog with rainwater filling up veterinarian neck collar,

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"Looks like we're having soup today."

Inconsiderate Umbrella Use

Noah's umbrellas

"Nothing stinks like a wet dog."

'The first use of covers, Weston super mare 1861' men with umbrellars

'You know Alf I am glad there is a hosepipe ban my garden couldn't take any more water.'

'Honey, there's a 37% chance I'll be home for dinner at six and a 65% chance I'll be there after eleven!'

Umbrella and wellington boots shops in 'Sunny Bay'

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

Closed due to inclement weather.

Stretcher is held upside down so the patient won't get wet.

"Rain stops play?"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"Just accompany me to the station and I promise to let you go,sir!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

I hate monday mornings.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Umbrella Roof

The King In The Rain.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Holy Relics.

"High Pressure Area"

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.