Rainy Day Humor Pillows

'Sorry,can't help you - I'm only in here sheltering from the rain.'

Holy Relics.

'Did you whistle?'

Glastonbury. After.

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

"High Pressure Area"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Saving up for a rainy day.

Wordplay: Amphibious

Noah's umbrellas

Drought in Sixth Week

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'

UK Economy April

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

Elephant umbrella.

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!