Rainforest Exploration Gifts

Jungle Communication

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

(Camel paintings)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

ET Mishap

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Rock Climber

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Where the wild things were."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"