Railways Mugs

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

'We met in a railway station...'

'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"How much?!... I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I only want to buy a ticket, not the train!"

Rail fare increases.

Wrong side of the tracks.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

"Late, as usual."

Byers 'resigns'; sacrificed to press and shareholders.

Man wearing a parkas is baffled by a sign saying 'No Parkas'

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Sketches I have done from a train

"More reductions in rail service."

Building New Railroads

"Which way is track nine?"

Confusion on the Railways

'The strike was cancelled 'cos the drivers couldn't get home.'

Angela Merkel caricature

Runaway Train

Melancholy reverse of fortune. - 'Poor sweeper, ladies! Railway director once, ladies!'

'Is this what you call training?'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Train

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'