Railway Enthusiast Mugs

'The Overthrow of the Erie Ring'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

Barge and Train meeting on aquaduct

Replacement Bus Service

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Channel rail link.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'

Ticket Machine

"At least these trains are on time...!"

Melancholy reverse of fortune. - 'Poor sweeper, ladies! Railway director once, ladies!'

'Is this what you call training?'

"It'll have to come down."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Tragic painting of a train.

Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'

'Madam Miggins is the best we can do for working out the full costs of HS2...'

'You mean I only have to say where I'm going and you give me a ticket?'

Byers 'resigns'; sacrificed to press and shareholders.

A Train of Thought

'The train now standing on Platform 2 should really be on the track!'

"Which way is track nine?"

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

'Charlie, this the tallest ladder that I've climbed, ever.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"I feel bad enough that I can't afford First Class, without them listing Standard as STD on my ticket."

"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"We apologise for delays caused by unexpected leaves on the track. We would also apologise in advance for the unexpected delays that will be caused by it getting a bit chilly over winter."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'