Railroads Mugs

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Coupler Counselling

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Michigan Central Train Trapped in Snowstorm

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Mark Hopkins

Bowling Alley Hostages

Torn paper train

HS2 time bomb...

Railroad Ties

'Now What?' "Now, on to Denver."

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Chauncey Depew Disgraced by Reaction to Tunnel Construction Accident

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An Appreciation

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

S**t Creek Halt

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'