Railway Signalman T-Shirts

Railway Signalman

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The next fast train has gone.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

A signaller directing pallbearers

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

No Hand Signals

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."