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Left Turn.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"FISH ON"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

No Hand Signals

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Try S instead of L."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

'Better not circulate these.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Confusion on the Railways

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"This is why you read the instructions."

Ringing bell

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

'Boss, come here quick!'

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

"Don't worry lad, we're all nervous at first."

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

A dilemma at a train station.

"Light's green."

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"Pork signals!"

"If you ask me, he's too damn cocky!"