Railway Designer T-Shirts

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Nice smile.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Formula One car models