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'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Billy's clean room.

Going on Holiday with Kids

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Trainspotting.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"