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Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Local News in Heaven

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

True Story Movie

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Cheerleaders

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Two reporters interview each other.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Reality TV

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Journalist murder.

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'