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'The head of our script department!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Local News in Heaven

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

True Story Movie

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Production manager with lots of children.

Two reporters interview each other.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."