Production Team Member Pillows

'The head of our script department!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Local News in Heaven

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

True Story Movie

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Production manager with lots of children.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Two reporters interview each other.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."