Rag And Bottle Shop Admirer Pillows

The appointed time

Second hand furniture.

"What old school? This is my life."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Desert Island Dating.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'You have a friend request.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'...Longer football season...sports car...promotion...'

"I didn't know you were spiritual."

Dog Bling. First I got a tag with a phone number

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'