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The appointed time

Second hand furniture.

"What old school? This is my life."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Desert Island Dating.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'...Longer football season...sports car...promotion...'

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.