Radio Rockers Pillows

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Social Media

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'