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It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I'm devastated. My favorite fast-food place is cheating on me. That's what it feels like, anyway. It's Burger King! Burger King's moving its headquarters to Canada to weasel out of paying taxes! I feel so betrayed. How do I deal with this betrayal, Sadie?! You sound a lot like the CEO of McDonald's. McWhat? Never heard of it.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Totalitarian Humour

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prostate: 51st State

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Donald Trump

Prison Ships

What Could Go Wrong?

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Obama ready for another war

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Mice in the Commons

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'I've thought up a great amendment to campaign finance reform -- special Medicare benefits for sore losers!'