Radiation Themes Gifts

Irradiated pizza

Putin and Zelensky

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

Nil By Ear

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'I am afraid I have good and bad news Mrs Jones. Your hypochondriac days are over...you actually have an illness!'

"The test results are conclusive. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body."

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"