Radiation Rambler T-Shirts

Counting Geigers...

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Souvenirs.

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

Whatever it is I usually think about.

A Better Life

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly