Rad Tech Gifts

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Rage.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Space exploration"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'No need to shout.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'