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"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."