Racing Fans With A Twist Prints

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

Formula One car origami

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Pig Trotter

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Fast food

Burkini Scandal

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

The Race

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'