Funny Race Fans Prints

Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.

"I need to tinkle."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

We're barely gonna make it!

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Second to Nun

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Fast food

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Micheal Schumacher.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Dog Scalextric

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.