Auto Racing Fan Prints

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bob's Driving School.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Think Basics.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And this is our basic model.'

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Fast food