Car Racing Fan Prints

Formula One tortoise

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

Supercharge bullock cart.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Think Basics.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I believe you were first.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Fast food