Racing Fans With A Twist Mugs

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

Formula One car origami

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'I believe you were first.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Fast food

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.