Race Fans With A Twist Mugs

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Ancient Racing

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Fast food

Dog Scalextric

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Sprinting speeding ticket

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."