Racial_justice_commentator Gifts

Someday, Whites Will Get It Too.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"You don't see much in the way of rioting and looting when an unarmed white man is killed by the police."

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Inactivists"

More Unequal Than Others

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

"Actually, we will replace you."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.

Voice of the GOP