Racial Identity Pillows

"That's not Spanish, is it?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A day at the transgenic races

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

But the President is a Black Guy

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

More Unequal Than Others

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

James Baldwin

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Secret Identity Theft.

The Affirmative Action Wars

'Well, did you win or what?'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."