Racial Identity Pillows

"That's not Spanish, is it?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

A day at the transgenic races

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'Well, did you win or what?'

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."