Racecourse Prophet Pillows

Add a touch of humor and racing charm to their space with our racecourse prophet pillows. Perfect for loungers who love to relax with a little witty insight.

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.' mockup

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

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-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg! mockup

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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"Oh, I can't complain"

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'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'This is why we can't have nice things... ' mockup

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

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Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage mockup

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

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'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.' mockup

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

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"Love your feng shui!"

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Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture. mockup

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

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Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey. mockup

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

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'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.' mockup

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

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Psychic Car Mechanics.

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"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company." mockup

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

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'What a control freak!'

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"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ." mockup

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

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The Speculators

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"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills." mockup

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

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"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?" mockup

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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A tessellation of running figures. mockup

A tessellation of running figures.

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills." mockup

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

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"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money." mockup

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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"That's our projected sales."

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'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!' mockup

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

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Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out. mockup

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

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'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.' mockup

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

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Doomsday marketing

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"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things." mockup

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

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"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau." mockup

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

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"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy." mockup

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

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'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.' mockup

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

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Racecourse Prophet Pillows Collection

Racecourse Prophet Mugs

Explore our range of racecourse prophet mugs, perfect for those who love to start their day with a humorous prediction and a good cup of coffee.

Racecourse Prophet Prints

Discover our humorous and vibrant racecourse prophet prints—perfect for decorating the racing enthusiast’s space with wit and charm.

Racecourse Prophet T-Shirts

Shop our collection of racecourse prophet t-shirts, blending wit and racing passion into stylish, comfortable wear for any fan or psychic of the track.