"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"
Race Track Ringleader Prints
Decorate their garage or office with vibrant, race-inspired prints that showcase their passion for speed and their commanding presence as a ringleader on the track.
I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.
'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'
"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'
'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'
'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'
Poetry Knight
"He's a genius at product placement."
'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'
How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!
'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'
'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'
'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'
Itchy Butt 50
Using a runner to pull a tooth.
'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'
A Cowpat A cow patting another cow
'Your USB port is open.'
Insignificant Jockey
Clown Car Lane: 10 or More
"Don't worry. I'm not here for your job. I'm here for your boss's job."
"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."
Each Way Bet
Speed Bumps.
Clipboard
'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'
Robot lady with robot dog
"I can't decide what not to wear today."
A rally car crashes into hay bales.
Critical Race Theory
"How's the going today? - Good to firm?"
Race Track Ringleader Prints Collection
Race Track Ringleader Mugs
Discover our collection of race track ringleader mugs — the perfect gift to start any race day with a smile and a boost of leadership flair.
Race Track Ringleader Pillows
Brighten up their space with race-inspired pillows, perfect for adding comfort and personality to any racing fan’s home or garage.
Race Track Ringleader T-Shirts
Check out our race track ringleader t-shirts — bold designs that let them showcase their passion and leadership in style.