Road Trip Ringleader Prints

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Unrest Area.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Confused drivers

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

(Direct to the Consumer)

Honk if you're holy.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

Car Journey.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."