Road Trip Ringleader Mugs

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Unrest Area.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Confused drivers

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Route 666.

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Honk if you're holy.

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."