Race Track Worker Prints

Each Way Bet

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Coupler Counselling

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

The little engine that wouldn't.

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

The unexpected end of the journey.

'I can't find my keys!'

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

Railroad Ties

Railtrack's New Safety Measure in Place

Today I directed a band while working at my railroad job and holding a broken electrical wire together. You're a conductor!