Race Ready Pillows

'He's blown a head gasket, is running on empty and the tread on both shoes is gone -- but he's gonna win!'

Man running

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Danger Slow Sand.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Rowing machine on a river.

'What a control freak!'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"We ran into a marathon."

'On your mark, get set...'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Race Horses See Big People.

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'What's he on?'