Race Ready Gifts

'He's blown a head gasket, is running on empty and the tread on both shoes is gone -- but he's gonna win!'

Man running

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Danger Slow Sand.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Sloth 10K.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

Rowing machine on a river.

'What a control freak!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

10K Ambulance Chase

'On your mark, get set...'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'What's he on?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!