Race Contender Gifts

White Cliffs of Dover

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'What a control freak!'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

10K Ambulance Chase

"We ran into a marathon."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'What's he on?'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

With and without a starter.