Race Participant Gifts

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

Oh, that's embarrassing. 23. Dog Run.

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

Drowning swimmer.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Sloth 10K.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Marathon costume

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

10K Ambulance Chase

'On your mark, get set...'

"We ran into a marathon."