Race Day Indulger Mugs

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

A day at the races

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Smile

First past the post.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Loser's Podium.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Race Horses See Big People.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The Royal Enclosure!

"I'm psyched!"