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During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Book lovers

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Hell's Schlegel

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Romance in the Library

Bookworm Romance

"Stop fact checking my story."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Surveying.

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'