Rabelais Fan Mugs

The son of Gargantua, Pantagruel, has been fed by the milk of 4,000 cows (Rabelais).

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Mohamed Salah

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"