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'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

I think therefore I am.

Dust Bunny

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...