Rabbit Hypnotist T-Shirts

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I lost the groove."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Magic Act

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I got a job!"

Parenting Skills Training

Magician Playing Golf.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'