Rabbit Disliker Pillows

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Dust Bunny

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Magic Act

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'And this where the magic never happens.'

"I want to report a mugging."

Pet Shop Vacation