Dictatorship Disliker Pillows

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

Old dictator Lukashenko

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'I hate networking.'

Parliament

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"Remind me again, what's our position on democracy?"