Rabbit Disliker T-Shirts

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Magic Tricks

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Dust Bunny

Magic Act

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'And this where the magic never happens.'

"I want to report a mugging."

Easter Bunny Island

Pet Shop Vacation