Brussels Sprouts Disliker Pillows

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

I love Sprouts

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'I hate networking.'

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"I can't give you a raise because that would decrease the multiple by which my compensation exceeds yours."

"This reminds me of how much I hate drum solos."

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"Do you remember when ALL we had to worry about was dealing with clients?"

"He's our man in Brussels. . ."

'-Well,if you break your legs don't come running to me!'