R&b Music Lovers Gifts

Donald Glover

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Fun (circa 1955)

Plum jam...

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Disease-y Top

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Fossil bands

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

King with the boom box.

Bed and Breakfast

Snake Charming

Gramaphone Man.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Amy Winehouse