Quotemaster Pillows

'I know that life is but a stage, and the people merely players; but what I can't stand is the special effects,'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"Smart Arse"

The Mom quiz show

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"